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Thursday, 24 November 2011

Really??

Potty Training battles..................

Me: Avah what are you doing?
Avah: I pooped
Me: Why didn't you go on the potty?
Avah: I didn't know where it was?!
(We are standing in our kitchen, the house we have lived in for over 2 years!)
Me: Go to the bathroom and clean your self up!
Avah: Why?
Me: Because Im tired of doing it!  and it is gross!
Avah: I don't want to, Im tired of doing it to!
Me: Oh? Well then who should do it?
Avah: How about Dal?
(Dal, her brother is almost 17 months!)
Me: No, you go into the bathroom and take your clothes off and go clean up!
Avah: Ok......
She walks off to the bathroom, and shuts the door!  A few minutes later I go in there, and she has her pants and panties down around her ankles, poop everywhere, Im gaging, but trying not to show it! Thinking is it time to have a glass of wine??
Me: Really? Avah, this is why you need to go on the potty!
Avah: oh, ok!
As I help clean her up, because it is everywhere, her bum is red and hurts, so I explain that if you poop on the potty you don't get a red bum!
Avah: Ok, I will go on the potty so my bum doesn't hurt anymore!
Me: Good...........thinking yah right, we have this conversation 8467 times so far since August!

Really??  Where is  my glass of wine??  My husband wonders why I want need a glass of wine every occasionally in the evenings!? Oh my ..........when will she be potty trained???  Please god before she is 18!!!

I have tried everything I have thought of, heard of, read of, if any one has a suggestion, please let me know!!  Or if you would just like to potty train her for me, that would be very much appreciated!:)

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